The Vanitea Room a Tea Salon and Eatery

Care to Share Babes?

• Basket of Scones$23.40

  6 scones accompanied with in house made confiture; hey pals, we recognize not everyone likes butter, but if you need some-just ask your server for a side of potted butters with your scones

Brunch Affairs to Remember

• Romeo & Juliet$25.00

  brioche french toast, guava & cream cheese ice cream, purple popcorn, salted caramel

• Royal Ratatouille$19.00

  eggplant, zucchini, onion, tomato, tomato sauce, polenta

• The W.A.P (Waffles and Poulet)$28.00

  pan fried bbq korean chicken breast, crowaffles, maple syrup

• Crowaffle for a Queen$25.00

  croissant / waffle hybrid, raspberry coulis, sugar cookie, crumble, berry mousse, salted caramel

• English Indulgent (No Substitutions)$22.00

  beef bacon, truffle scrambled eggs, vegetable hash, crumpets & confiture; hey pals, we recognize not everyone likes butter, but if you need some-just ask your server for a side of potted butters with your crumpets

Benedicts

• Steak Benny Baby$27.00

  cheddar biscuit, 5 oz top sirloin steak, avocado, pico de gallo, poached egg, truffle hollandaise, & garlic potato

• Purple Benedict$20.00

  Can be vegan with tofu; poached eggs or tofu, spinach, purple hollandaise, polenta, garlic potatoes

• Brisket Benedict$25.50

  buttermilk cornbread, with slow cooked pulled beef barbecue brisket, poached eggs, adorned with hollandaise & side of garlic potatoes

Time for Tea - Is It Tea Time?

A gift for you. Add a gift your highness to afternoon tea - vanitea vanilla & chai candle $17

• Afternoon Tea

  a modern day afternoon tea with traditional butter scones and jam with a collection of sweets and savories served with your tea of choice from our Sloane Tea Collection

  • per person$45.00

• Brunch Tea Sampler

  A collection of savoury brunch delicacies, Brisket Benedict, Purple Benedict and Crowaffle on a tower with garlic potatoes, vegetable hash, crumpet & preserves. Served with your tea of choice from our Sloane Tea Collection

  • per person$45.00

Spoil Yourself Three Course Brunch

$55. Includes your choice of: Bottomless Grapefruit, Orange Mimosas or Prosecco (must select one and cannot switch between choices)

1st Course

• Scone + Confiture

2nd Course

Choice of Main Between:

• Purple Benedict

  with egg or tofu

• Brisket Benedict

3rd Course

• Mini Surprise Dessert

Mocktails

• Kir Royale$8.00

  Creme de cassis, sparkling non, alcoholic rose

• Lychee Mule$8.00

  Ginger beer, lychee syrup, lime

• Sparkling San Pellegrino$8.00

• Sparkling Silver Swallow Rose Kombucha$30.00

The Classists

• Aperol Spritz$15.00

  Prosecco, Aperol, Tonic

• All Hail Vanitea Caesar$13.00

  Spicy clamato, vodka, all the fixings

• Girly Temple$13.00

  vodka oj, 7up, strawberry syrup

Shimmer & Glimmer Cocktails

$15

• Sexy French 75

  marie brizzard No.25 elderflower liqueur, gin, prosecco, citrus, syrup

• The Stunning Satin Geisha

  yuzu sake, cucumber & mint kettle one vodka, falernum syrup

• Lavender Gin Lemonade (2oz)

  Indigo metamorphisis purple gin, lavender syrup, lemonade

Nobility Bevvies

$15

• Queen Charlotte Espresso Martini

  hazlenut frangelico liquer, vodka peruvian espresso

• Crowned Cosmopolitan 2.0

  grand marnier, vodka, lime juice, cranberry

• Eutopia

  Coconut rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, butterfly pea

• Earl Grey Marteani

  Earl grey infused gin, lemon, simple syrup

• Pr Inces S Peaches & Cream Cobbler

  Peach infused vodka, hazelnut frangelico, cream, graham cracker rim

• Reigning Rose Margarita

  lime, simple syrup, cranberry, grapefruit, tequila, rose water

Spirits / Bottles Beer

• Prosecco

  • Glass$13.00
  • Bottle$35.00

• Veuve Cliquot$160.00

• Seasonal Beer$10.00

  Ashton Brewery Selection; Please ask your server about our options!

Rail (1oz)

$5

• Vodka

• Gin

• Whiskey

• Tequila

Time for Bottomless but First Etiquette!

Once your glass is entirely empty: your server will come by and fill it up! We promise we are very diligent with our table checks and refills. No need to remind us! Once you select your bottomless choice, you cannot switch your drink to another option. If you are uncertain about a choice before ordering, ask us for a free sample to taste

• Orange Mimosa$20.00

  Bubbly & Orange juice. Must be purchased with a main dish or aft tea. Available for 1 hour of your seating only

• Extra Boozy$25.00

  Grapefruit mimosa. Bubbly, gin, grapefruit juice must be purchased with a main dish or aft tea. Available for your entire seating

Caffeine Your Highness?

• Espresso$2.50

• Americano

  • By the Cup$4.55

• Classic Latte$6.00

• Mocha Latte$7.15

Polite Madames

• Sloane Fine Merchant Tea

  • Cup$4.85
  • Pot$8.00

• Organika Superfood Blended Golden Tumeric Latte$7.15

• High-Grade Matcha & Cacao Chocolate Latte$7.15

Tea Lattes

• Heavenly Cream & Lavender Latte$7.15

• Rose Masala Chai Latte$7.15

• Peaches & Cream Latte$7.15

• White Chocolate Celebration Latte$7.15